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Fuckers... they took my bicycle. I've again lost some faith of the good of humanity. It even had a flat tyre for chrissakes. It had just went flat a few days ago and I was planning on repairing it this weekend... I've had so many adventures on that bike... it had almost killed me too, of which there is a reminder still visible on my ear. Arrr... hate em... tho I live in hope of finding it. This isn't that big of a place... perhaps some drunken idiot took it for a ride... tho I'm pretty certain that it was locked.

Hmm... I did have a strange feeling one day that someone might have been interested in my bike earlier. It had this scarf on the trek. one morning I noticed that it was gone. I have no idea why someone would have wanted to take it.
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Streamkid Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2006
It's a f**ked up world, it is. You can't trust anyone but yourself, you hear. But what's this about your bike almost getting you killed. When was this?

What happened? Did you accidentally drive into a hole in the ground you didn't notice and it made you fly flat on your face on the asphalt, or what? Did your ear almost tear off, hanging on by a small plot of sinew, was that it? Did this happen to you? Did all sorts of fluids come gushing out of your ear while some under-educated doctor tried to sew it back on with a needle and a thread after you were rushed to the hospital by your father, or exactly what was your case? Why do I feel like I've heard this story somewhere.

Anyway, I'm just making all this up. So, now.. tell me.. what REALLY happened.
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Tihvotti Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2006
Well... what really happened was that during one totally ordinary day I happened to drive into a field of gravitational disturbancies. It wasn't really a one big gravitational disturbance but it was many. On one moment I started to feel that I started to fly. Then I realized that I was actually falling upwards! And funnily it really felt like downwards! Then suddely it stopped and I begun falling bacl to the actual downwards! And when I almost hit the ground I started to fall sideways! Then a moment later I was falling in just about every direction imaginable! I was getting worried as a patch of forest seemed to be the way I was ultimately falling into. And my suspicions seemed to be correct! You can't even believe how it felt to fall all around in the forest, never actually touching the trees or the ground. Then I noticed there were others falling all around too. But they were animals. A gigantous moose swhooshed past me, an owl tried to struggle against the ever changing gravity... even a bear was falling everywhere! The strange occurance seemed to be getting to it's climax and my falling speed was changing so frequently that I started to come to a total halt. Only my senses about where the down is went totally hiwire and exploded! Thats when when, I think, my ear got a bit torn apart... It was all pretty blurry after that... the part about the fluids gushing out of my ear and stuff like that are pretty much correct. But the cause was really much more interesting in reality than the one you made up.
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Streamkid Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2006
Remember..
The owls are not what they seem.
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Tihvotti Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2006
yesss... Owlsss... they usually become wardensss...
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Tihvotti Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2006
I found my bicycle this morning. It was abandoned on the side of the road. The inner back tyre was mangled up in the back wheel... it needs to be cut loose from there. I hope the person who rode it flew off the bike very painfully.
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